When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

This is the legacy of a compassionate bunch. Our fate now rests on the whims of men.

Perhaps I couldn’t tickle the inside of his ear, but I could reach the mysterious curves of his mind.

Women do not think with logic and discretion but with emotions of the heart

We can wake ourselves up, discover in ourselves an energy that was hidden there, and act with more clarity, more force.

I remember the people I knew in prison; I was very fortunate to know them - they came from 1910, 1920, 1930.

The dead are notoriously hard to satisfy.

I think anybody would be hard pressed not to relate to at least one of the characters, because there's so many different multifaceted people populating this crazy world.

Each day is a lifetime. In the morning we are born. The day lies before us: vast and bright and new.

I started out writing much more science fictiony stuff and writing about science fiction.

It's better to ask the right questions than accept the status quo