When you are Patient you can be Practical and rationale

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its Churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.

Drinking alone holds no fun. Drink with friends or strangers! Be foolish, least you'll remember something meaningful.

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots.

If your attitude toward the world is good, you will obtain good results. If your attitude is excellent, excellent will your results.

You must aim high, not in what you are going to do at some future date, but in what you are going to make yourself do to-day. Otherwise, working is just a waste of time.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

I hate to break this to you: One of these days I'm going to die. I expect that when I croak I'll no longer be using Twitter, unless I can do it from the grave.

Ten years ago, if you asked me where I'd be now, I'd have said F-ing dead. But I'm not dead. I have an awesome life. And I'm just very grateful. That's the one thing I try to convey. Gratitude.

The beast was harmless and horrible; and the news must reach the others as soon as possible.