When you change from being a part of the problem to being a part of the solution, allow somebody that.

Warden Baggett, thank you so much. You have been so good to me. I love all of you very much. I will see you all when you get there. I will wait for you.

The hardest thing about being a writer is convincing your wife that lying on the sofa is work.

Thinking about all the authors I love who wrote flawed books. You authors are such an enigma to me. Why do I love you so much?

I've been a fanatic about working out all my life.

A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with him he's a statesman.

In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.

I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft.

I loved the idea [of improvisation], but I'd never taken any classes or practiced it.

Bullying new comics at open mic nights? NOT ON MY WATCH!

Live in the present and shape the future, do not be casting lingering looks to the distant past for the past has passed away, never again to return.

I've become more confident in who I am as an artist and as a person. I know what I want and am not afraid to voice it in the studio. Or in life. Take it or leave it!