When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I've always felt okay in Berlin.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

You manage things, you lead people.

Please open please if there's any justice in this world.

For most men the world is centered in self, which is misery: to have one's world centered in God is peace.

Sweat the small stuff. Without letting anyone see you sweat.

Christmas is about giving. Be outrageously generous. Have fun, enjoy the process....then keep it up all year.

My job is to be the best teammate I can be, push these guys to the limit every day, make sure that I'm being the right type of leader.

I'm betting that in two years I'll be talking to you about a film that I shot on an iPhone. It's absolutely coming, I have no doubt in my mind.

There are criminal aliens in this country who have come into this country who are perpetrating violence and taking American lives.

You have to understand you cannot have faith and fear at the same time; you can only have one or the other.

It sounds corny to say, but the theater is sacred; something transcendent can occur, and when it does, everyone grows. It's a true communion.