When you do a comedy, the goals are much clearer to me.

Do men have a biological clock? I feel like I do. Something is definitely ticking!

We don't want women to really know men, because then they'll find out how much we need them.

I feel like I'm a fan of film who's actually in the business, too. So it'd be like saying like, ‘Yeah, I love the NFL,’ and then, ‘Yeah, I'm also a wide receiver.’

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.

That's one of those things that will really hurt me personally, if I label a character or think about what it might do if it were to do well. I just try to do a good job with it.

I'm really just doing whatever comes my way and trying to stay busy and get better at what I'm doing.

You're making movies for 15 years and now people are like, 'You're the AT&T guy.'

I never had to say to myself, 'OK now, I've got to grow up and work for a bank, or go and sell real estate.' I never had to make that kind of break.

That just seems like a tough thing to do... just work in the middle of a company for your entire life. You just do the same thing out of college until you're 60, and then you retire

Im probably one of the worst people with numbers youve ever met. My brothers always kid that they think Im counting cards in Vegas, but Im just trying to add things up.

You are meant to be here. There are no coincidences. It's all happening the way it was meant to be.

As I descended into impassable rivers I no longer felt guided by the ferrymen.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

It is less difficult for a woman to obtain celebrity by her genius than to be forgiven for it.

At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips.

It stirs up envy, fame does.

Affection reproaches, but does not denounce.

It has been our fate as a nation not to have ideologies but to be one.

Each one must do his part if we wish to show that the nation is worthy of its good fortune.

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.