When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

There is nothing like a dream to create the future.

Reading every day keeps the brain dead sickness away.

For as soon as something becomes impossible it slipslides out of belief entirely, whether it’s true or not.

For irrelevancy to be cancelled in the church, let kingdom priority and pursuit be restored

When you read my poems or quotes remember you're stepping into the mind that steps outside of me

Bertrand Russell would not have wished to be called a saint of any description; but he was a great and good man.

Naming celestial objects is usually done by astronomers and professionals. Other people who are interested in space never get the opportunity to do that kind of thing.

I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband.

When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television.

I am surprised with the reelection of Mr. Obama. The S&P is only down, like, 30 points. I would have thought that the market on his reelection should be down at least 50%.