When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

You sought a flower and found a fruit. You sought a spring and found a sea. You sought a woman and found a soul - you are disappointed.

One word can turn into a book just as one poem should never be overlooked.

There are times when Pride must transform into Vanity in order to reach the astray echo of the reflection of self.

Perfecting oneself is as much unlearning as it is learning.

Look round the habitable world, how few Know their own good, or, knowing it, pursue!

We were talking to shop owners or ordinary people who were living in these buildings now. A lot of the Olympic Villages were turned into housing.

Arguments are too much like disputes.

If we condone torture, we yield the moral high ground to our enemies and encourage anyone who hates us to stoop to using that subhuman level against us. We reap whatever we sow.

Too much doubt is better than too much credulity.

History, when they do it, is ancient history, and they sensationalize even that. Contemporary history is virtually ignored on television.