When you find that people are not telling you the truth---look out!

Everything must be taken into account. If the fact will not fit the theory---let the theory go.

An appreciative listener is always stimulating.

I did not deceive you, mon ami. At most, I permitted you to deceive yourself.

You know, Emily was a selfish old woman in her way. She was very generous, but she always wanted a return. She never let people forget what she had done for them - and, that way she missed love.

A man in love is a sorry spectacle.

And how do you know that these fine begonias are not of equal importance?

Miss Howard: Like a good detective story myself. Lots of nonsense written, though. Criminal discovered in last Chapter. Everyone dumbfounded. Real crime - you'd know at once.

... one may live in a big house and yet have no comfort.

At least when it comes to light pollution what happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas.

National character is only another name for the particular form which the littleness, perversity and baseness of mankind take in every country. Every nation mocks at other nations, and all are right.

I'm one too many mornings, and a thousand miles behind.

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.

Don't let your heart depend on things That ornament life in a fleeting way! He who possesses, let him learn to lose, He who is fortunate, let him learn pain.

You are more likely to be overweight if your friend's, friend's friend is overweight than if your parents are overweight.

Leave the oil in the soil, leave the coal in the hole.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

Be like a tree in pursuit of your cause. Stand firm, grip hard, thrust upward. Bend to the winds of heaven. And learn tranquility.

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