When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

If your soul mate comes with too much baggage, help her unpack it.

Seventeen moons, seventeen years, Eyes where Dark or Light appears, Gold for yes and green for no, Seventeen the last to know.

Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.

There is no country in the world where the Christian religion retains a greater influence over the souls of men than in America.

Lincoln had faith in time, and time has justified his faith.

Women do not need a knight in shining armor or a Prince Charming to come to their rescue.

I don't want to do something that is so inside that only die-hard fans will appreciate.

Freethinkers are generally those who never think at all.

I enjoy trying to develop a car and Mercedes are one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world.

I am not doing any favour, only performing a duty; this victory is a result of struggle of five generations.