When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.

Because a rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose.

All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like women too.

I can't feel bad about being who I am, just like the girl next to me can't feel bad about being who she is. Because a rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose.

We all have bad days, but one thing is true; no cloud is so dark that the sun can't shine through.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

I must have been a koala in my past life.

[Autobiographies] are all the same - it's always rags-to-riches or I-slept-with-so-and-so. Damned if I'm going to say that.

You don't think I'm going to deflower you under your father's roof, do you?

Even poison has an expiry date.

Never let anyone distract your focus from accomplishing great opportunities in your life .

All different forms of human expression, art, science, are going to become expanded, by expanding our intelligence.

I object to a legal approach when settling questions of science or scientific behavior.

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.

Forgiveness is a feeling.

This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine, despite the fact that I can't get my cabinet approved, and they're outstanding people.

I've always thought surfing is a reflection of who you are.

If your not daring to believe God for the impossible, your sleeping through some of the best parts of your Christian life.