When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.

I think that under ordinary circumstances (i.e., neither person is famous), it's already hard enough to make a long-term romantic relationship work, but add fame to the calculus.

Whatever the emotion is, I have learned over the years to give it space, which is also why I love acting.

I really appreciate an actor who has paid their dues and who has learned hard knocks and has been rewarded in the end.

The point is there is more information now then you can pass along comfortably in an oral tradition, say a strictly speaking culture. That is a problem.

There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.

The secret to happiness...be satisfied and be grateful.

I ran into the preacher, said God was on my side, then I ran into the hangman.

We have to be careful not to let our game not be the game we know it should be.

How to explain? How to describe? Even the omniscient viewpoint quails.