When you get over 95, every day is your day.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

There are two days in my calendar: This day and that Day.

Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.

I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.

We are, each of us, a multitude. Within us is a little universe.

What is a thousand years? Time is short for one who thinks, endless for one who yearns.

I'm stronger than you are, Redd.

Teddy Wilson, I think, said a little while ago that its much easier to come in and play whatever comes into your mind, without obeying any of the laws of bass line and harmony and so on.

I was carrying Jackie Stewart's bag! Formula One was pretty much the same back then.

Is 4 the same 4 for everybody? Are all sevens equal? When the convict ponders the light is it the same light that shines on you?

The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.