When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they'd said or did when they were in office.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

It is better to burn than to disappear.

The hardest thing for a chief executive to do is to tell someone that they don't have a job anymore.

The press always wants to know how many people will be killed or how much it will cost, but the answers to those questions are not knowable.

A good intention does not mean honor. [Fr., A bon entendeur ne faut qu'un parole.]

Infelicity is an ill to which all acts are heir which have the general character of ritual or ceremonial, all conventional acts.

If you're going to lead people, you better know how to manipulate people, and you have to be pretty smart to be able to do that.

May we be as severe with ourselves over our own subtle sins as we are with the vile sins we condemn in others

Maybe it was for the best that she'd been so foolish, for if she'd known how hard this would be, perhaps she wouldn't have done it.

I practiced medicine up 'til now. I practice psychiatry. I shifted from different specialties. I started as a village doctor - community doctor, public health preventive medicine.

The ideas come afterwards, when the picture is finished.