When you get to my age, you find that most of your dear friends are gone.

I came from abject poverty. There was nowhere to go but up.

In order to achieve anything you must be brave enough to fail.

Virtue is not photogenic.

Streets crowded with people strolling, or sitting at outdoor cafes. And always, talking, gesturing, singing, laughing. I liked Rome immediately.Everybody was a performer.

I guess I was a bad boy... Yes, yes, I've had lots of women in my life.

You haven't learned how to live until you've learned how to give.

Life is like a B-picture script! It is that corny. If I had my life story offered to me to film, I'd turn it down.

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive

The only advantage I have found in being Jewish is that I can be openly anti-Semitic.

My kids never had the advantages I had. I was born poor.

When Darkness surrounds you, look for the stars. When Jealousy whispers, kill it with laughter. When Hate hurts you, love with all your strength.

Perseverance and audacity generally win.

A long healthy life is no accident. It begins with good genes, but it also depends on good habits.

We should enjoy and make the most of life, not because we are in constant fear of what might happen to us in a mythical afterlife, but because we have only one opportunity to live.

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

I'll read, and then I'll take naps. When I feel sleep coming on, I give in and don't fight it.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

Football is a violent sport. Somebody's going to get hurt. It's the game. Just hopefully, you're on the good side of it.

We are not saved by denying self, or taking up our cross, or doing anything else, we are saved by simply believing in Jesus.

One can imagine a world without essays. It would be a little poorer, of course, like a world without chess, but one could live in it.