When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

I don't believe in the kind of magic in my books. But I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book.

I've got this thing where I always kind of diss the older stuff and favor the newer stuff. I mean, it's not just my thing; every artist or musician is like that, I guess.

Most people our age have the whole "dating game" [mentality] of trying to sell yourself or be strategic.

Motivation is temporary. Inspiration is permanent.

In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.

It's very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.

Disbelieve nothing wonderful concerning the gods, nor concerning divine dogmas.

The essence of Bhagavad Gita is that we should always think of Krsna, become His devotee, worship him and offer homage unto him.

I'm not doing the run to become rich or famous.

I will take as a given that, for most people, somewhere between six and seven billion of them, the perfect job is the one that takes the least time.