When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

All's fair if you have a really good attorney.

I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.

With God’s help in the grasp of addiction you’ll find the truth. When we understand this and its purity, then true healing can begin.

Part of growing up was learning not to be quite that honest - learning when it was better to lie, rather than to hurt someone with the truth.

I started playing ukulele first for 2 years from age 9 to 11 and got my first guitar and got inspired by blues I heard on the radio that turned me on and I started learning myself.

Ive been blessed to be in a position to share (my experiences).

Nothing dates like hate and in literature a little of it goes a very long way.

Global war has become Frankenstein's monster, threatening to destroy both sides.

I love L.A. for the beach and stuff, thats the reason I live here.

The reason 99% of all stories written are not bought by editors is very simple. Editors never buy manuscripts that are left on the closet shelf at home.

I have certain strong interests that fill my life as well

Nor do I regret that I have lived, since I have so lived that I think I was not born in vain, and I quit life as if it were an inn, not a home.