When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it.

To be calm and compassionate you need courage and conviction.

First time I ever put pen to paper, I had one goal – to build something no one had ever thought of before.

When the self is not engaged in apprehending objects it becomes aware of itself.

I don't like being on my own. I'm happy meeting people and collaborating.

I was a fool. I had no idea what I was getting myself into. But I have to say, it's been incredibly rewarding and I learn so much every day.

Be smart, but never show it.

If you wish to discern either the presence or absence of integrity, you need to ask only one question. What is missing? Has anything been left out?

Ideally if I settled down with a wife I would love to form my own troupe of mini dancers!

I died in my boots like a pioneer With the whole wide sky above me.

Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.