When you have a set of characters, you have to fall in love with them and care about them as each individual character.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Every father wants a daughter to meet the right God, and the right man. Perhaps her father had failed with both.

Lucky for you, since you’re the most dangerous man I’ve ever met. Asane woman would run away from you, not toward you.

To achieve great things we must live as though we were never going to die.

Look, you runny-nosed little runt. You're going to back off right now, or I'm going to rip that safety pin out of your nose and pin your mouth shut.

All of the directors I work with have their own unique gifts. My particular segment deals with online dating. It's a very interesting take on it, and a great observation of what goes on there.

You have North Korea, you have nuclear weapons, and China could solve that problem. And they're not helping us at all.

We gave the Future to the winds, and slumbered tranquilly in the Present, weaving the dull world around us into dreams.

The most important of all the commandments of God is that one that you are having the most difficulty keeping today.

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.

My brain more busy than the labouring spider Weaves tedious snares to trap mine enemies.