When you have a strongly held belief, don't you think it's important to express that belief accurately?

Do you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence? We call it prejudice.

Like all trial attorneys, he knew the importance of not dressing too well.

Extrapolating from the statistical growth of the legal profession, by the year 2035 every single person in the United States will be a lawyer, including newborn infants.

You can't get decent Mexican food in DC.

The nasty little apes that call themselves human beings can do nothing except run and hide.

Expectation works in mysterious ways---and totally unconsciously.

Nobody dares to solve the problems-because the solution might contradict your philosophy, and for most people clinging to beliefs is more important than succeeding in the world.

False fears are a plague, a modern plague!

Sometimes I think everyone's an attorney.

What is true today may be false tomorrow, and true again the day after tomorrow.

Set aside even one day just for fun, and you will improve the next seven.

Rising amateurs always intimidate falling masters.

Light and air — what means wherewith to conjure up illusions and deceive the senses!

by thinking, nobody can ever get worse but will only get better.

My love of soft, runny cheese - it's impossible to resist.

Christ's mercy is the mighty healer; even to the wounded innocent.

The first dream I had was just to get a college education. I got through college in three years, taking extra classes in summer school.

There are two types of actors: those who say they don't want to be famous and those who are liars.

The world is not about Batman and Robin fighting the Joker; things are more complicated than that. And nothing is scarier than the people who try to find easy answers to complicated questions.