When you have children your house smells very unpleasant all the time.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

My favourite thing is to go where I've never been.

Nothing can be more true, than that the greatest Boasters have the least of what they pretend to.

I think that, like any art, fashion is about expression. It allows you to express yourself and your identity through what you choose to wear.

The future is sending back good wishes and waiting with open arms.

I wish I'd known you when you were alive.

I got into skateboarding when I was like a shorty. It was a toy thing.

Most of the time, our limitations are self-imposed.

Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen Hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh.

Books are a triviality. Life alone is great.