When you have crush you become nothing but a poet

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

Back in the 80s we were very cautious about steroids.

Action men are the unvoluntary slaves of wise men.

He kissed me, though not in a sexy way. Gentle. Tender.

If I wanted to stun anyone at dinner, I'd hit them in the face.

Don't cross a river if it is four feet deep on average.

He needs to get a hard slap of reality in the face every once in a while. He has an arrogant side.

The coldest word was once a glowing new metaphor.

I've always viewed myself as an achiever. I need to achieve for myself.