When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

I trust God that through all life changes, He is in control.

For a moment, it was almost as if they were friends again.

…these mothers at their midnight council were more like one great mind probing itself, divided at times as great minds may be, but one entity

People always called the Cure gloomy, but listening to the Cure made me happy. There was something about the gloominess that gave me comfort, and I think we're the same way.

In my mind, there's no logical conclusion that can be drawn, other than that I was fired for my activism.

I don't think Mitt Romney is a smart person. I never have thought he was a smart person. But the Mormons are very smart people.

Do not be afraid of enthusiasm. You need it. You can do nothing effectively without it.

How we learn has nothing to do with how brilliant we are.

The game-playing market today is pretty sizable.

I run into a lot of people who are instantly filled with ridicule at the idea that someone wouldn't eat meat.