When you have made a catalogue of your friend's faults it is only fair to supply him with a duplicate, so that he may know yours.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

When a girl smiles, she's as beautiful as a blooming flower.

Eat, as nobody is watching. Enjoy food like that’s the only thing left in your world.

Nothing is more intolerable than to have admit to yourself your own errors.

Knowing ourselves is knowing our worth in the eyes of God. That’s why the number one thought we cannot fail to think and believe is that He loves us. Always. No matter what.

I'm going to keep making films I believe in. Whether I am successful or not is besides the point.

And for yourself, whatever there has been either of sin or duty, remember the one and forget the other, and betake yourself wholly to the mercy of God and the merit of Christ.

How many desolate creatures on the earth have learnt the simple dues of fellowship and social comfort, in a hospital.

Life is consciousness.

I could not separate myself off stage from myself on stage, as so many actors can.

I would sing myself with a tambura and just regular a cappella singing and practicing. I did that around 1973 and 1974, and I finally developed my own style of singing.