When you have nothing to say, sing it.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

A good advertisement is one which sells the product without drawing attention to itself.

The pursuit of excellence is less profitable than the pursuit of bigness, but it can be more satisfying.

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself.

The more informative your advertising, the more persuasive it will be.

I did not feel 'evil' when I wrote advertisements for Puerto Rico. They helped attract industry and tourists to a country which had been living on the edge of starvation for 400 years.

Good copy can't be written with tongue in cheek, written just for a living. You've got to believe in the product.

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

If each of us hires people who are smaller than we are, we shall become a company of dwarfs. But if each of us hires people who are bigger than we are, we shall become a company of giants.

Tell the truth, but make the truth fascinating.

The deadlift also serves as a way to train the mind to do things that are hard.

I am yet to meet the idiot at whose door success arrived as a direct result of his refusal to invest in the enterprise that made him rich.

That very afternoon they had seemed full of brilliant qualities

Faith turns mountains into pebbles. Fear turns pebbles into mountains.

As they say in New York, Get over it and, if you can't get over it, Get over talking about it.

I grew up listening to spiritual music, Blind Willie Johnson and folk.

Y'all take care of yourself now... strange and interesting friends are hard to find.

Liberals and conservatives are opponents in the most literal sense, each using the myth of pure evil to demonize the other side and unite there own.

The nice thing about piracy is, it allows the public to get independent art, to get a variety of music and movies.