When you have parents who are a little out of their minds, somebody has to take responsibility.

Being a family in general is a comedy of errors.

[Raising Hope] is a weird show about weird little humans who love each other.

I know Roomba is a vacuum... But, whenever it's mentioned, my instinct is to be excited about a new fun party game involving rhythm and friends!

Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they feel like it.

A great revolution in just one single individual will help achieve a change in the destiny of a society and, further, will enable a change in the destiny of humankind.

The biggest mistakes, early on, involved foreign policy and involved the strategy for health care.

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

Friends are people you can talk to... without words when you have to.

It is said, that the thing you possess is worth more than two you may have in the future. The one is sure and the other is not.

Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!

Never run from one such as me, female. You will no’ get away - and we like it.

If the lambs of the world had been willingly led, they would have long ago saved themselves from the butcher's knife.

He's not a killer. He just wins... Thoroughly

Vision looks inwards and becomes duty. Vision looks outwards and becomes aspiration. Vision looks upwards and becomes faith.