When you have reached your own room, be kind to those Who have chosen different doors and to those who are still in the hall.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

And what is that thing which you promise to provide?- 'The beauty of the soul and the simplicity of happiness', he replied.

That knowledge which is popular is not scientific.

The way to bring out the best in the British people is to attack them.

Why would I care what other people are thinking? I don't care what an audience thinks of me.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

For God, nothing is impossible. And, if he wanted, in the future women would give birth from their ears.

Who do you suppose invented computers? Speaking in terms relevant to you, in terms of earth history, let alone other worldly history, the computer, of course, came from Atlantis.

Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.

It's a useful rule in Anglo-American communications that the English should double, and the Americans halve, the number of words they would normally employ.

Songs are a way to express what I have felt. A way to understand what happened to me or to other people.