When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart.

What does it tell you that applications for guns since the shooting are up 41 percent in Colorado, and that our cameras found about 50 people in line at one gun shop yesterday outside Denver?

Using iPads as cameras, for example, is like taking pictures with a cafeteria tray.

A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.

You are only as good as the coach thinks you are.

I found the secret of life to be body placement.

You may find that making a difference for others makes the biggest difference in you.

If you start pandering to young people, you're going to get accused of simply giving people what they want.

With Kindness 1+1 always equals more than 2

I never suffered for lack of confidence. I knew I would succeed; you have to. I think I couldn't go into any venture any other way.

My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.

A 21st century poet is a woman who can speak her mind and stand upright like a mountain with her convictions, but can adapt like water in an ever changing season without losing her genuine elements.

But the absence of tears wasn't the same as an absence of feeling.

When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over our sleep, our appetites, our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness.

Don't think less of yourself, just think less about yourself.

Be not lax in celebrating. Be not lazy in the festive service of God. Be ablaze with enthusiasm. Let us be an alive, burning offering before the altar of God.

Of the top 30 words that parents are calling kids' attention to ('look at the'), 12 are animals.

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.

When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage.

My dad was a good competitor. I know he'd think I was a little off the charts.

The freedom to criticize judges and other public officials is necessary to a vibrant democracy. The problem comes when healthy criticism is replaced with more destructive intimidation and sanctions.