When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

People are gonna leave anyway, because those who stay are not people, they are family.

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

On being asked what condition of man he considered the most pitiable: A lonesome man on a rainy day who does not know how to read.

I thought originally when I was in school and I wanted to be a poet, I knew that poets seemed to be miserable.

I was a total punk. But I was still an outcast, even with the punks and stuff.

Don't be satisfied... always try to strive for more.

The myth is a surviving fragment of the psychic life of the infancy of the race whilst the dream is the myth of the individual.

We are taking a greater chance of having another crash at a time when the world is less capable of bearing the cost.

The world is impermanent. [All things change. Knowing this helps you see the end of any difficulty and thereby have hope.]

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms