When you marooned me on that God forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

The universe and the law of attraction speak a language that knows no words, only discerning your intent through sacrifice and what you are willing to give up.

I like to do matrices. One option per line, different facets for each column. Salary, location, happiness index, failure index, and all that.

Everybody hates a prodigy, detests an old head on young shoulders.

The state of presence is the only state in which creative energy is available to you.

Don't worry about finding your soul mate. Find yourself.

When I behold, upon the night's starr'd face, Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance, And think that I may never live to trace Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance.

One of the great things about collecting contemporary art is that you mix with contemporary people.

the person in this picture is really me.

A woman bought you into this world, so you have no right to disrespect one.

Men don't understand anything about women and women understand nothing about men. And it's better that way.