When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them.

Tolerance it a tremendous virtue, but the immediate neighbors of tolerance are apathy and weakness.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

The bigger the headquarters the more decadent the company.

The ultimate risk is not taking a risk.

We (British) have reached the state where the private sector is that part of the economy the government controls and the public sector is that part that nobody controls.

Beauty is a social necessity.

Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor; but when it comes in great quantities, we regard it only as a debt, which nothing but our merit could extort.

Nothing in this world is difficult, but thinking makes it seem so. Where there is true will, there is always a way.

Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.

O ill-starred wench! Pale as your smock!

Film lovers are sick people.

Plants live; how much they feel and enjoy, who shall say?

I think one has to be aware that a change needs to be made to improve one's life and then there will always be alternatives and choices that can lead you away from a life of violence.

You don't have to agree with me, but I think the heart of who we are stays pretty much the same," Hope said, "What changes is how those core traits manifest themselves over time.

As Americans, which I suffer from myself, we have ADD.