When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

We were created to purposefully live a life that glorifies God

Seek joyfulness when you can, for seeking joy leads to an auspicious atmosphere.

There is a huge difference between learning about truth and experiencing truth. Touch the source.

Went in at the one ear and out at the other.

The love of Christ comes from simple people who love simple people. Never be fooled by the spiritual leader who knows a lot but doesn't love a lot.

I see the progress typical in some of my poems as starting with something simple and moving into something more demanding. This is certainly the pattern of weird poetry.

In spite of our high-tech world and efficient procedures, people remain the essential ingredient of life.

The one thing computers have done is let us make bigger mistakes. We have to be careful not to depend on our machines.

Political life loves some volatility.

Happiness is a mindset for your journey, not the result of your destination.