When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.

In a country where even humans are treated brutally, animals must be in a totally desperate condition!

For purposes of action nothing is more useful than narrowness of thought combined with energy of will.

So the CD is a great way to get yourself acquainted with some people who in three years, maybe even one year, be really big.

Balenciaga often said that women did not have to be perfect or beautiful to wear his clothes. When they wore his clothes, they became beautiful.

If your job is not making a difference in this world, by all means, get out there and find something else ... You’ll find a sense of making a difference through your work if you simply look for it.

It's a little weird exchanging pictures for money. You know what I mean. It makes me a little uncomfortable.

The Youngest World Heavyweight Champion in History!

More than this may or may not be a blessing. Certainly it can be a blessing only by being accepted as a trust.

Ultimately ideas come out of a temperament or a sensibility, they are a crystallization or a precipitation of temperament.