When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Be true to yourself so you never regret anything you did.

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Modernity gone wrong has isolated humanity and made human reason autonomous of (and dismissive toward) revelation.

The ultimate goal of the architect...is to create a paradise. Every house, every product of architecture... should be a fruit of our endeavour to build an earthly paradise for people.

Holiness is the very principle of eternal life, the very beginning of eternal life in the heart, and that which will certainly grow up to eternal life.

I've been called over the top. How silly. If you don't go over the top, you can't see what's on the other side.

Clouds are fascinating to paint because they are the only element in a landscape that possesses free movement.

If there was one formula for our success,it was that we were constantly studying how to make things work,or how to make them work better.

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

Going with intuition a lot of times is very lonely. You're going on hunches - a little voice in here says, "Go this way." And your mind is saying, "You're crazy."