When you're a liar, a person of low moral fortitude, really any explanation you need to be true can be true. Especially if you're smart enough. You can figure out a way to justify anything.

I think Darth Maul has been on a vicious cycle, he's been on a merry go round. In some way he's begging for Obi-Wan Kenobi to take him off that ride.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

We own the things that claim that we are theirs.

It doesn't matter what you did, all what matters is what you want to do, when, where and how you are going to do it.

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.

I've been on every diet in the world. The best one is the BBC diet: Buy Bigger Clothes.

Faint is the bliss, that never past thro' pain.

Soccer is a magical game.

I enjoy the hell out of writing but don't like what follows: promotion and publicity, which I always strive to keep to a minimum, sometimes to my publisher's dismay.

It's learning how to negotiate to keep both sides happy - whether it's for a multi-million dollar contract or just which show to watch on TV, that determines the quality and enjoyment of our lives.

Anti-Semitism is a noxious weed that should be cut out. It has no place in America.