When you're battling for a job, you know that every day you've got to perform.

Half is not enough protection, half is my fault and half is them just doing a good job. I know it's 150 percent, but I'm a little tired now.

It was just something normal in my family to play sports. It wasn't necessarily forced on us. It was just something we enjoyed.

I was always able to throw-it's not something I consciously worked on.

For a long time, I was more involved in basketball, baseball and golf. My parents didn't push me into football when I was a little kid, but they coaxed me into trying it as a 10th grader.

It's very rare that you just get stuck with the ball. You're going to get somebody open.

Whether it's in the playoffs or not, you have to keep proving yourself.

Nothing could be any worse than having to turn to your friends, your colleagues and your loved ones and say –‘I gave up too soon’.

Propaganda is the executive arm of the invisible government.

And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.

Acquaintance softens prejudice.

After a while, the characters I'm writing begin to feel real to me. That's when I know I'm heading in the right direction

Nothing is so effective in keeping one young and full of lust as a discriminating palate thoroughly satisfied at least once a day

I want to make meaningful music always - I think every artist does. We want our words and melodies to mean something to people, even if it is just one person.

The book is a unit and is such a brilliant ergonomic unit.

I like making comics and animation because it takes such a long time. I'm not a runner of the 100 meter. I like marathons. The longer it takes, the better I feel.

People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.