When you're doing a show like 'The Book of Mormon,' you're completely spent by the time the show is over.

I don't know if I'd call myself a prodigy, but I was a big forensics competitor in high school, and then during college I spent some time working at speech and debate camps as a coach.

I'm unfortunately very verbose too often.

I do have a dirty sense of humor.

When I left college, I was out of work for three years. I had this dream of being on 'SNL,' and that was all I could imagine.

When you have a kid, it changes your life. It reminds you, this is my life now: I'm responsible for this tiny person. It's so surreal.

Hollywood is the kind of place that takes what you do well in one thing and manufactures it so the joy can be taken out of it.

I love polarizing people.

I was trained as a straight dramatist.

In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor.

I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7.

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.

It is not what we have but what we do with what we have that constitutes the value of life.

Highlighting expensive repair costs to your vendor can also be a powerful negotiating tool.

Nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see.

The lemonade is weak, like your soul.

Men are not supposed to be mysterious. That's what you say about women. But I think men can have a little of it, too.

Maxims are often quoted by those who stand in more need of their application.

Dare to dream of your great success.

I think I have enough tattoos for now. If I get any others, I'll probably do my kids initials.

There's nothing inappropriate about having debt in America. It's what helped us grow over time. And it's when debt gets out of control that you worry.