When you're doing improv for seven years, you're an old soul of the improv world.

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

Personality can either kill or enhance your appearance.

It is easy for us to criticize the prejudices of our grandfathers, from which our fathers freed themselves. It is more difficult to search for prejudices among the beliefs and values we hold.

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop by drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one by one.

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

History as the slaughter-bench

Those who seek education in the paths of duty are always deceived by the illusion that power in the hands of friends is an advantage to them.

Gimme a couple G's for every emcee I knocked to his knees. Verbally useless, 'Oh you got the juice?' I squeeze you juiceless.

My job is always going to change; the characters that I'm playing are always going to change. I look forward to playing a grandfather at some point.

When there is no turning back, then we should concern ourselves only with the best way of going forward.

Let the word and the legend go before you. Let the world go before you. Let your shadow grow. Let it grow hair on its face. Let it become dark. Given time, words may even enchant an enchanter.