When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

There are way too many comedians now.

There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house.

I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.

Yet I have come to believe that while the past is unchangeable, our perceptions of is are malleable...

I used to be like everyone else and think the Kardashians are just famous for being famous. But I've been really impressed with how supportive Kim Kardashian has been of Caitlyn Jenner.

He (God) loves what I shall be.

Don't worry, Evie; my heart isn't broken, only bruised.

Any of the great fights you've ever seen, Gomez and Pintor was just better.

Life is also a mixture of unsolved problems, ambiguous victories and vague defeats-with very few moments of clear peace.

Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.

My identity depended on men for so long. You can be successful and still have the feeling that if you're not with a man you don't exist.

Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make me laugh u make me hoarse from yelling at you and getting at u.

I stand on principle where many people stand on money.