When you're losing, you see what your team is made of.

A lot of people have told me real New Yorkers are Mets fans

You need something that no one else is using. And something that is clean enough to play around audiences.

Whenever I get a chance, I'm trying to take the extra base and make them make a play on me. I'm not going to stop looking for the extra base unless the scoreboard tells me.

Even on home runs that I hit in the past, guys were like, 'Man, you need to slow down. You've got that one.

Japan has one of them crazy robot shortstops.

You will never make the crab walk straight.

Let's use that empty noggin of yours as a punch bowl, so it's at least good for something!! Whadja say?! Ooh, but I love punch!!

Everybody has something to bring to the table.

What I enjoy about my work is that it's all things that I wanted to see as an audience member so there's part of me that understands what an audience wants to see in that respect.

I remember the $0.05 hamburger and a $0.40-per-hour minimum wage, so I've seen a tremendous amount of inflation in my lifetime. Did it ruin the investment climate? I think not.

Great way to fight a war - be prepared to defend yourself for winning.

No one is more triumphant than the man who chooses a worthy subject and masters all its facts.

'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to make you laugh.

People refuse to take chances in business, because they fear the criticism which may follow if they fail. The fear of criticism, in such cases is stronger than the DESIRE for success.

I'm one of the nicest, most fair people I know.