When you're playing something, hopefully, if you're doing your best, you're advocating for your character and you're not trying to think too much.

It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times.

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase.

I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.

I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.

Sanity is over-rated. It lacks color.

A chaotic mix of emotions churned inside him. Relief. Anger. Longing. She was the last person in the world he wanted to see. She was the only person in the world he wanted to see.

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

Typography has one plain duty before it and that is to convey information in writing. No argument or consideration can absolve typography from this duty.

Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends.

I don't think of Storefront Hitchcock or Stop Making Sense as documentaries, I think of them more as performance films.

It has been asserted that we are destined to know the dark beyond the stars before we comprehend the nature of our own journey.

I was like, 'Huh? You want my jersey?'

Dorian Yates and I have nothing in common, physically speaking. He's a Volkswagen; I'm a Porsche.

Grandeur and beauty are so very opposite, that you often diminish the one as you increase the other. Variety is most akin to the latter, simplicity to the former.