When you're righteous, you don't have to tell people that you're righteous.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

There is nothing in our book, the Koran, that teaches us to suffer peacefully. Our religion teaches us to be intelligent.

A hungry man is an angry one.

It's weird, not to sound too actor but I think that any time you do a performance, you kind of take a little piece of that character, cause it's a part of you you're using.

Teams tend to fold if you come out and play hard in the beginning.

I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today.

You have to look at what a person does with his life. Anyone can say that hes a Christian, but you look at how they live.

I'm a good man with a good heart had a tough time, got a rough start But I finally learned to let it go.

The easiest gift to give my husband is anything to do with airlines and flying.

I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine; every man for himself, and God for us all.

People talk about the pain of writing, but very few people talk about the pleasure and satisfaction.