When you’re with a girl, it’s always best to act like you’re an old hand at everything—not to impress her, but just to make sure she feels safe.

Life is spectacular. Forget the dark things. Take a drink and let time wash them away to where ever time washes away to.

They've drummed the miraculous out of you, but you don't want it to be like that. You want the miraculous. You want everything to still be new.

Have you ever started to wave at someone and then realized they weren’t really waving at you, so you abort and go for a head scratch instead? That’s how I felt.

You have to stop thinking that way. Don't worry about who has the power in the relationship all the time. If you make her happy, then that's the biggest power you can have.

Her voice is so soft. If it were a food item, it’d be a marshmallow.

We’re toasting the chlorophyll rising in our bodies, catching the energy from the universe. Nobody’s ever been young like we are right at this moment.

who cares about all the problems and barriers, nothing matters but the Spectacular Now.

The best thing about now, is that there's another one tomorrow.

That’s what the prom is—St. Patrick’s Day for the young.

I think the main problem we have is the pricing of oil as it is now. I think it's wrong. It does not reflect the fundamentals of supply/demand.

Do you remember you shot a seagull? A man came by chance, saw it and destroyed it, just to pass the time.

I'm a people's person, believe it or not. I just have a dark side to me, which we all do.

If one shed tears, they must be shed on one's pillow.

Gandalf! I thought you were dead! But then I thought I was dead myself. Is everything sad going to come untrue? What's happened to the world?

If you're 50, you're never going to be 50 ever again, so enjoy being 50. If you sit through the year wishing you were younger, before you know it, it's going to be over, and you're going to be 51.

Always take one last look in a full-length mirror before leaving the house.

I'd be dishonoring God if I didn't believe I was put here on Earth to help change the world.

What I said to my family is, 'Our history is our own. Let people write what they want, we know who we are.