When you're with someone, you want everything to be great. And that's the pressure that you put on, and what you just can't do.

Every time we sit down to eat, we make a choice. Please choose vegetarianism. Do it for animals. Do it for the environment and do it for your health.

If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.

Books make great gifts because you don't have to plug them in.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

One of the truest things to commit to is your own nature.

Behind each number is a person, a victim, whose individual story is ghastly.

To be in this business and have tremendous integrity and only make distinguished choices is very tough.

New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.

Only one thing counts in this life - get them to sign on the line that is dotted.

Look deeper through the telescopeand do not be afraid when the starscollide towards the darkness, because sometimes the most beautifulthings begin in chaos.

Crushes are called crushes because they crush The soul.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Making movies is about creating illusions, and they can be subtle illusions, but it's all a cumulative effect as you make these little tweaks. It kinda adds up to something, hopefully.

I have had 50 drinks in one go!

Well, have you ever thought of bathing?' I asked, turning away. 'No one wants to hire a wizard who smells worse than their outhouse. And who knows what creatures are living in that hair?

I love them very much. All animals big and small. You can name an ant for instance.

To make a library It takes two volumes And a fire. Two volumes and a fire, And interest. The interest alone will do If logs are few.

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.