When you're working, nobody's a star. We're all just actors trying to figure it out.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

Whoever seeks to set one religion against another seeks to destroy all religion.

I want to win the game. I dont worry about taking over the game unless I have to.

I don't have to accept what you think I should look like and I do not accept what you think I should look like.

[Degree in English] gave me a little more self-confidence, to know that I'd managed to complete something like that.

If there be no place for wild bison in all of Montana, then surely we have crossed a line between the Last Best Place and the the Once Best Place.

Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck, timing and accident.

I only put an album out every two or three years.

Life is so endlessly delicious

I think you hear, at least as an undertone, and it's going to grow louder, is that we believe that capitalism is the mantra of the day and anything that creeps towards socialism is a problem.

Like a wild animal, the truth is too powerful to remain caged.