When you're young, you get blamed for crimes that you didn't commit. When you are old, you get credit for virtues that you never had. I guess it all evens out in the end.

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

What the soul hardly realizes is that, unbeliever or not, his loneliness is really a homesickness for God.

I AM THE MASTER OF MY FATE AND THE CAPTAIN OF MY DESTINY.

If you can't write your idea on the back of my calling card you don't have a clear idea.

Nothing would make me happier than to train the next winner on 'The Biggest Loser' because it means the world to me. Everybody has a fighter inside them, they just don't realize it.

I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails.

There is no greater guilt than the unneccessary war.

I've got a reason to believe we all be received in Graceland, Graceland, Memphis Tennessee.

Unchallenged, opinions became respected precedent then exceptionless concepts and sometimes even civil and academically accepted social law.

The wheel of a man's life. No mercy. No pity.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.