When you're younger, you think of your age in fractions. 4 1/2, 5 1/2. You don't hear 36 1/2. You become 2, you turn 40, you reach 50, you make it to 60. By now you're going so fast you hit 70!

God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.

We don't help people by showing them our trophies. We help them by showing them our scars.

I do one sit up a day. I get up in the morning, that's the first half. I lay down at night, that's the second half.

Life is a series of recoveries.

The self-righteous have their fig leaves so tightly bound that they have forgotten the seeping wounds beneath the foliage.

The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not.

It's not a great song unless it makes your DNA remember Eden and your spirit long for Home.

How about you hate your sin, and I'll hate my sin and we'll just love each other!

I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.

Our preachers weren't always right, but they were never in doubt.

A noble leader answers not to the trumpet calls of self promotion, but to the hushed whispers of necessity.

I applied for the University of Life. Didn't get the grades.

In the summer of 1776 our Founding Fathers sought to secure our independence and the liberties that remain the foundation of our nation today.

I think beauty comes from within, and society paints a ridiculous picture.

I was very aware when I went to the Academy Awards that it would probably be my first and last time. So I thought my input should really be about fertility, and I thought I'd bring some eggs.

If you want to put out a song that you wrote yesterday tomorrow, go on Twitter, type in a new URL, and give it to the people!

I don't think you can go into a telecast saying this is what I'm going to say, and when I'm going to say it. You go in with a gameplan, but you have to be able to adjust.

I said about Van Jones . Be careful. This guy is extraordinarily dangerous and he is smart.

I like to promote fitness by walking around home in my underwear.

What is the top requirement for a second baseman? A fine shortstop. I am fortunate in having the greatest shortstop in baseball, Luis Aparicio.