When you'rethe only one to do something, it always gets done.

Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.

A plot is two dogs and one bone.

A good writer writes with a camera, not a pen.

My backside and my privates. I’m stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it.

Writers, good ones, don't tell stories. Characters show stories.

Never miss a chance...to keep your mouth shut.

Hitherto, the rights and wrongs had seemed so beautifully simple.

No one loves me, - no one cares for me, but you, mother.

The service we render others is really the rent we pay for our room on Earth.

I began my comedy as its only actor and I come to the end as its only spectator.

Readers have actually changed the way I've done things, changed the course of my career even, about four or five times. Just from reader feedback.

I want to own the New York Jets, that's what I want. And I absolutely believe I am going to own the Jets.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

Not to know what happened before you were born is to be a child forever. For what is the time of a man, except it be interwoven with that memory of ancient things of a superior age?

There's a natural tendency to sanitize and polish any historical icon whether it be George Washington chopping down the cherry tree or Martin Luther King saying, "I have a dream."

The ability to communicate is not something we are born with. We have to learn it and earn it.