When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Be a smart learner. Learn from your mistakes and adjust your behavior accordingly.

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

I'm not interested in how things were, or how we ended up where we are now. What interests me is what we are now and what we will be.

On the left-hand side of the field equation we may add the fundamental tensor guv, multiplied by a universal constant, -λ, at present unknown, without destroying the general covariance.

Hillary [Clinton] is neither the demon of the right's perception, nor a feminist saint, nor is she particularly emblematic of her time perhaps more old-fashioned than modern.

I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone.

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.

It's a great humanitarian injustice. Their families are here and they've been here. It's long past time for them to be reunited.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.