When you said the media, the liberals are just being good bots and just doing what they're told.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It doesn't matter. I have books, new books, and I can bear anything as long as there are books.

I love the return of sweetness and lace. Ladylike dressing is back and it's beautiful.

Why am I in Hell? It hurts. It hurts all the time. Why am I in Hell? I just want to go home and lie on the bed the way I used to. Please take me home.

The executive of the modern state is but a committee for managing the common affairs of the whole bourgeoisie.

We all have abilities. I don't want to be recognized for my disability; I want to be recognized for my ability.

Happiness is realizing your dreams.

We have to replace beauty, which is a cultural concept, with goodness, which is a humanist concept.

Sometimes tears are the glasses that we need to see Jesus.

I think the house call is one of the ways I get an insight into the ways in which people live and the importance of environment in keeping people healthy.

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.