When you say to somebody, "I'd like to recommend a book to you," you're typically talking to a person who is willing to learn, grow, or change.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

I'm racist against non-black people.

I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

They will turn you over, toss you about, fob you off, take you less seriously, because to get there, you must walk on your own feet.

I'm feeling pretty good right now, but I hope we can just win the whole thing and I can run off into the sunset and say good-bye.

I'm actually pretty good with computers. I use computers when I'm working on making and producing music, so I do know a thing or two!

We can make mistakes about what we ought to do, and these are not the same as making bad decisions about what to do.

It's a great life, and Margaret and I are going to stay put above the Arctic Circle where we're happy.

Are you asking if I ever spied on you while you were taking a shower?

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.

Youth is an amazing thing: I think back on when we did The Lost Boys, and I didn't think I could do anything wrong.

'How was your day?' is a question that matters a lot more than it seems.

When I'm in a restaurant, I don't eat red meat. It doesn't taste like anything. But if a friend of mine is grilling stuff at his house, its almost always great.